Elvis Is Everywhere - Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper
When I look out into your eyes out there, when I look out into your faces,
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there.
Let me tell ya,
Weeeeeeeeeellllllll
Elvis is everywhere, Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody, Elvis is still the king.
Man oh man,
What I want you to see,
Is that the big E's inside of you and me.
Elvis is everywhere, man, He's in everything,
He's in everybody. Elvis is in your jeans.
He's in your cheeseburgers!
Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
Elvis is in your mom!
He's in everybody!
He's in the young, the old, the fat, the skinny,
The white, the black, the brown and the blue
People got Elvis in 'em too.
Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in 'em.
Everybody except one person, that is;
Yeah, one person.
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis.
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em, let me tell ya!
Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him!
Yeah, and Elvis is in Joan Rivers,
But he's tryin' to get out, man, he's tryin' to get out!
Listen up, Joanie Baby!
Elvis is everywhere, Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody, Elvis is still the king.
Man oh man,
What I want you to see,
Is that the big E's inside of you and me.
Man, there's a lot of unexplained phenomenon out there in the world
Lot of things people say, "What the heck's going on?"
Let me tell ya:
Who built the pyramids? ELVIS!
Who built Stonehenge? ELVIS!
Yeah, man you see guys walkin' down the street,
Pushin' shopping carts, and you think they're talking to Allah
Or talking to themselves?
Man, no they're talking to ELVIS! ELVIS! ELVIS!
You know what's going on in that Bermuda Triangle?
Down in the Bermuda Triangle:
Elvis needs boats! Elvis needs boats!
Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis
Elvis needs boats
Aahh. The Sailing Elvis.
Captain Elvis.
Commodore Elvis it is.
Yeah man, you know people from outer space?
People from outer space they come up to me,
They don't look like Doctor Spock!
They don't look like Klingons, all that Star Trek jive!
They look like Elvis! ELVIS!
Everybody in outer space looks like Elvis,
'Cause Elvis is a perfect being!
We're all moving in perfect peace and harmony towards Elvisness.
Soon all will become Elvis.
Everything, everywhere will be Elvis.
Why do you think they call it evolution anyway?
It's really Elvislution! Elvislution!
Elvis is everywhere, Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody, Elvis is still the king.
Man oh man,
What I want you to see,
Is that the big E's inside of you and me.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, the time has come!
Time has come to talk to that little bit of Elvis inside of ya.
Talk to it! Call it up!
Say, "Elvis, heal me! Save me, Elvis!
Make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light."
That's right, you got that Elvis inside of ya
And he's talkin' to ya!
He says he wants you to sing!
Everybody gotta sing like the King.
Uh huh huh. Uh huh huh.
Like the King. Uh huh huh.
Get that leg goin' now. Uh huh huh.
And get your lip too. Uh huh huh.
Not no fool Billy Idol lip either! Uh huh huh.
Everybody! Uh huh huh.
Yeah, we're rockin' now. Uh huh huh.
Elvis is with us. Uh huh huh.
He's with us and he's speakin' to us.
He says, "Peoples!" Uh huh huh.
He says, "Peoples!" Uh huh huh.
"Everybody!" Uh huh huh.
"Everybody gotta sing!"
Elvis is everywhere, Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody, Elvis is still the king.
Man oh man,
What I want you to see,
Is that the big E's inside of you and me.
Elvis is everywhere, Elvis is everything,
Elvis is everybody, Elvis is still the king.
Man oh man,
What I want you to see,
Is that the big E's inside of you and me.
Elvis!
Thank you, ma'am.