Μα βέβαια, είναι το καναπέρετρο! 
Βιντεάκια για γέλια και για κλάματα
- Thread starter Lexoplast
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Μια λίγο παλιότερη διαφήμιση της Orange Ισραήλ, που πολλές φορές έχω δει στο youtube με περίεργους τίτλους, όπως "γιατί οι γυναίκες και οι άντρες δεν είναι ίσοι":
Priceless :lol: :lol: :lol:
Έχεις ένα κενό ενημέρωσης. Το συγκεκριμένο γυρίστηκε / κυκλοφόρησε ... το 2005. Είναι ακόμα και στην imdb:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790688/
:)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790688/
:)
Ουπς! Ήμαρτον!
Tim Minchin: The three-minute song
My people rang me up a coupla weeks ago,
(Yeah I’ve got people, and a phone, and a grasp on the passage of time)
Yeah, they rang me up, said, “Tim, will you go on Ruth Jones’ show?”
They want you to sing a song, it’ll be fine, fine, fine.
But the problem with my particular oeuvre
Is that half my songs are five minutes and over
And the wisdom here at the BBC
Is that viewers switch off if you go past three
And a lot of my songs have a bit of bad language
Which causes the viewers untold anguish
It seems their tolerance for smuttiness is reserved
For pussy puns on Are You Being Served?
And so I…
Need a song that only goes for three minutes
Without no bums nor blasphemy in it
A lovely little song specifically written
For the delicate skin of middle-class Britain
I need a song with a chorus and a verse
Without no nasty-ass cussin’ and a-cursin’
I’m a little too lewd and a little too long
I gotta find myself a three-minute song
And they said
Remember, boy, that music is like love-making:
It’s simply self-indulgent to take it past three minutes.
Remember, boy, that music is like love-making:
Everybody loves a pianist, but length must have a limit.
So you
Need a song that only goes for three minutes
Without no pornography or politics in it
You’re a little verbose and a little bit wrong
You gotta find yourself a clean-livin’, three minute song
300 beats at 100 beats a minute
With nice clean jokes and a hoedown in it.
Something for the telly that never ever fails
To appease the viewers of BBC Wales
And even in the bridge
I won’t be lyrically adventurous
Intellectually unmentionous
Or racially contentious
And I won’t make double entendres
At the expense of the Chinese
For China is a country that can bring me to my knees
For China, for China, for China, for China
For China is a cunt-ry, that will bring us to our knees.
Ooh Mr Humphries, my pussy is all wet.
Two, three, four (skin)
I need a little happy clappy country song
Nice and repetitive and not too long
Boring enough but not too boring
With a key change here to prevent me snoring
I need a song that is only three minutes
Without no buggery or blasphemy in it
Something with a pleasing rhyme and rhythm
Well, if you can’t beat ’em, get conservative with ’em
SOLO
I need a song that causes no offense
To flog more tickets to my concerts
By convincing the viewer that musical satire
Hasn’t progressed since Victor Borge
You’ve got a telly and I wanna be in it
And apparently you’ll only watch for 3 minutes
Yeah, apparently you’ll only watch for 3...
My people rang me up a coupla weeks ago,
(Yeah I’ve got people, and a phone, and a grasp on the passage of time)
Yeah, they rang me up, said, “Tim, will you go on Ruth Jones’ show?”
They want you to sing a song, it’ll be fine, fine, fine.
But the problem with my particular oeuvre
Is that half my songs are five minutes and over
And the wisdom here at the BBC
Is that viewers switch off if you go past three
And a lot of my songs have a bit of bad language
Which causes the viewers untold anguish
It seems their tolerance for smuttiness is reserved
For pussy puns on Are You Being Served?
And so I…
Need a song that only goes for three minutes
Without no bums nor blasphemy in it
A lovely little song specifically written
For the delicate skin of middle-class Britain
I need a song with a chorus and a verse
Without no nasty-ass cussin’ and a-cursin’
I’m a little too lewd and a little too long
I gotta find myself a three-minute song
And they said
Remember, boy, that music is like love-making:
It’s simply self-indulgent to take it past three minutes.
Remember, boy, that music is like love-making:
Everybody loves a pianist, but length must have a limit.
So you
Need a song that only goes for three minutes
Without no pornography or politics in it
You’re a little verbose and a little bit wrong
You gotta find yourself a clean-livin’, three minute song
300 beats at 100 beats a minute
With nice clean jokes and a hoedown in it.
Something for the telly that never ever fails
To appease the viewers of BBC Wales
And even in the bridge
I won’t be lyrically adventurous
Intellectually unmentionous
Or racially contentious
And I won’t make double entendres
At the expense of the Chinese
For China is a country that can bring me to my knees
For China, for China, for China, for China
For China is a cunt-ry, that will bring us to our knees.
Ooh Mr Humphries, my pussy is all wet.
Two, three, four (skin)
I need a little happy clappy country song
Nice and repetitive and not too long
Boring enough but not too boring
With a key change here to prevent me snoring
I need a song that is only three minutes
Without no buggery or blasphemy in it
Something with a pleasing rhyme and rhythm
Well, if you can’t beat ’em, get conservative with ’em
SOLO
I need a song that causes no offense
To flog more tickets to my concerts
By convincing the viewer that musical satire
Hasn’t progressed since Victor Borge
You’ve got a telly and I wanna be in it
And apparently you’ll only watch for 3 minutes
Yeah, apparently you’ll only watch for 3...
bernardina
Moderator
Γιατί τι νόημα έχει να κλαις αν δεν σε βλέπουν...; Ε;
Φρέσκο, φρέσκο!
...
- How much is this?
- Depends if it's for drinking, snorting, eating or burning. (κόκα, κόκα, κοκ, κοκ)
Για το κοκό θα μιλήσουμε στο επόμενο μάθημα. Δεν είναι φτηνό πάντως, απεργούν οι κο-κο-κότες, cock-a-rollin' in the hay.
- Μα πες το κι εσύ «κόλα», κοπέλα μου, που δεν έχει ομόηχα!
- Ε, ψιτ, κύριος! Ελληνιστί: αναψυκτικό, συγκολλητικό, χαρτί, τόκα.
- How much is this?
- Depends if it's for drinking, snorting, eating or burning. (κόκα, κόκα, κοκ, κοκ)
Για το κοκό θα μιλήσουμε στο επόμενο μάθημα. Δεν είναι φτηνό πάντως, απεργούν οι κο-κο-κότες, cock-a-rollin' in the hay.
- Μα πες το κι εσύ «κόλα», κοπέλα μου, που δεν έχει ομόηχα!
- Ε, ψιτ, κύριος! Ελληνιστί: αναψυκτικό, συγκολλητικό, χαρτί, τόκα.
pidyo
New member
Θαυμάζω τη διακριτικότητά σου να περιοριστείς σ' αυτά τα γερούνδια...