Ah, Lydia.
She was the most glorious creature under the sun.
Thaïs!
Du Barry! Garbo! Rolled into one.
Oooooh
Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
Lydia the cat-tattooed lady
She has eyes that men adore so
And a torso even more so
Lydia, oh Lydia, that ency-cat-pedia
Lydia, the queen of cats'
lulz
On her back a sex kitten with a dress all in skulls
All around are the flowers that she only culls
And proudly below fishnet stockings don't lull
You can learn a lot from Lydia
(la la la la la la)
source: Lydia, the Tattooed Lady - Groucho Marx
I said Lydia
He said Lydia
I said Lydia
We said Lydia
La la!