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In a strangely prophetic book by Neil Postman, published in 1985, called Amusing Ourselves to Death, he writes: "Huxley feared we would become a trivial culture, preoccupied with some equivalent of the feelies, orgy porgy and the bumble puppy."
The feelies were an American rock band, orgy porgy is a gangbang fuelled by soma or some such drug, and the centrifugal bumble puppy is a game, described thus:
Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy
An advanced, consumerist form of tetherball played by the children in Aldous Huxley's novel, Brave New World.
You can't play Electro-magnetic Golf according to the rules of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy.
"The Director and his students stood for a short time watching a game of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy. Twenty children were grouped in a circle round a chrome steel tower. A ball thrown up so as to land on the platform at the top of the tower rolled down into the interior, fell on a rapidly revolving disk, was hurled through one or other of the numerous apertures pierced in the cylindrical casing, and had to be caught."
In a word, the fact that in the late twentieth and the twenty-first century people in general would only be interested totally in trivia, δηλ. pop music, gangbangs fuelled by soma and games.
Can fellow lexilogists think of any translation of this which would convey as elequently as this a mass obsession solely with trivia?
The feelies were an American rock band, orgy porgy is a gangbang fuelled by soma or some such drug, and the centrifugal bumble puppy is a game, described thus:
Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy
An advanced, consumerist form of tetherball played by the children in Aldous Huxley's novel, Brave New World.
You can't play Electro-magnetic Golf according to the rules of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy.
"The Director and his students stood for a short time watching a game of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy. Twenty children were grouped in a circle round a chrome steel tower. A ball thrown up so as to land on the platform at the top of the tower rolled down into the interior, fell on a rapidly revolving disk, was hurled through one or other of the numerous apertures pierced in the cylindrical casing, and had to be caught."
In a word, the fact that in the late twentieth and the twenty-first century people in general would only be interested totally in trivia, δηλ. pop music, gangbangs fuelled by soma and games.
Can fellow lexilogists think of any translation of this which would convey as elequently as this a mass obsession solely with trivia?