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Why God never received a PhD
1. | He had only one major publication.
2. | It was in Hebrew.
3. | It had no references.
4. | It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. | Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. | It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since then?
7. | His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. | The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. | He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. | When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. | When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. | He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. | Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. | He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. | Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. | His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
17. | No record of working well with colleagues.
Διασκέδασα πολύ με το 8 και το 10.
2. | It was in Hebrew.
3. | It had no references.
4. | It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. | Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. | It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since then?
7. | His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. | The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. | He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
10. | When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. | When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. | He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. | Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. | He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. | Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. | His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
17. | No record of working well with colleagues.
Διασκέδασα πολύ με το 8 και το 10.
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Gravitas reversed —like gravity in wormholes— bless him :laugh::
Όσο για την επίδραση του ήλιου (He) στη φωνή, διαβάστε στο Straight Dope (χε χε): www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1803/why-does-helium-make-your-voice-squeaky, or straight from the experts' mouth.
Gravitas reversed —like gravity in wormholes— bless him :laugh::
Όσο για την επίδραση του ήλιου (He) στη φωνή, διαβάστε στο Straight Dope (χε χε): www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1803/why-does-helium-make-your-voice-squeaky, or straight from the experts' mouth.
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Η προστακτική «Φάε έναν μαλάκα», τώρα και κυριολεκτική!
Ίσως η πιο αναγνωρίσιμη στα πέρατα της γης ελληνική λέξη, μαζί με το gyros.
Και το ouzo (ενώ για τους κεντρο- και βορειοευρωπαίους, "Metaxa" was once the coin of the realm).
Η προστακτική «Φάε έναν μαλάκα», τώρα και κυριολεκτική!
Ίσως η πιο αναγνωρίσιμη στα πέρατα της γης ελληνική λέξη, μαζί με το gyros.
Και το ouzo (ενώ για τους κεντρο- και βορειοευρωπαίους, "Metaxa" was once the coin of the realm).
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20 Actual Quotes From English Exam Essays. Is #7 Serious?
1. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a
tumble dryer
3. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
4. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
5. McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.
6. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre
7. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium.
8. Her vocabulary was as bad as, kind a’ like, sorta, whatever.
9. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
10. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease
11. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Ballina at 6:36 pm travelling at 55 mph, the other from Claremorris at 4:19pm at a speed of 35 mph.
12. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
13. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
14. The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
15. The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.
16. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
17. The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
18. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for while.
19. “Oh, Jason, take me!” she panted, her breasts heaving like a student on 50 cent-a-pint night.
20. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a landmine or something.
1. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a
tumble dryer
3. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
4. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
5. McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup.
6. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre
7. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium.
8. Her vocabulary was as bad as, kind a’ like, sorta, whatever.
9. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
10. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease
11. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Ballina at 6:36 pm travelling at 55 mph, the other from Claremorris at 4:19pm at a speed of 35 mph.
12. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the full stop after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
13. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
14. The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
15. The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon.
16. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut.
17. The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
18. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for while.
19. “Oh, Jason, take me!” she panted, her breasts heaving like a student on 50 cent-a-pint night.
20. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a landmine or something.
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Σίγουρα δεν είναι αποσπάσματα από βιβλία του κολασμένου, του Νταν Μπράουν; :laugh:
[nerdaeman mode] Anyway, no centipede has 100 legs (Centipedes have an odd number of pairs of legs (with one exception[SUP][1][/SUP]), e.g. 15 or 17 pairs of legs (30 or 34 legs).[SUP][2][/SUP][SUP][3]) [/SUP]Therefore, there is no centipede with exactly 100 legs.), as most centurions did not command 100 men, whereas Centimani did have 100 hands. [/nerdaeman mode]
And we don't have a cent, αλλά ούτε 400 τα 'χουμε. Τα δράμια.
Σίγουρα δεν είναι αποσπάσματα από βιβλία του κολασμένου, του Νταν Μπράουν; :laugh:
[nerdaeman mode] Anyway, no centipede has 100 legs (Centipedes have an odd number of pairs of legs (with one exception[SUP][1][/SUP]), e.g. 15 or 17 pairs of legs (30 or 34 legs).[SUP][2][/SUP][SUP][3]) [/SUP]Therefore, there is no centipede with exactly 100 legs.), as most centurions did not command 100 men, whereas Centimani did have 100 hands. [/nerdaeman mode]
And we don't have a cent, αλλά ούτε 400 τα 'χουμε. Τα δράμια.