I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I wiggle when I piddle
'Cos my middle is a riddle
I dribble when I nibble
And I quibble when I scribble
Hello to you out there in Normal Land
You may not comprehend my tale or understand
As I crawl past your window give me lucky looks
You can read my body but you'll never read my books
I'm knobbled on the cobbles
'Cos I hobble when I wobble
Swim!
So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin
And thank the Creator you're not in the state I'm in
So long have I been languished on the shelf
I must give all proceedings to myself
54 appliances in leather and elastic
100,000 thank you's from 27 ... spastics
Widdling, griddling, skittling, diddling, fiddling, diddling, widdling, diddling, spasticus
I'm spasticus!