Καλημέρα σε όλους,
Στα αγγλικά υπάρχουν πολύ ωραία χιουμοριστικά παραδείγματα για τα προβλήματα
των "παραδοσιακών" ορθογραφικών διορθωτών (αυτών δηλαδή που εξετάζουν
κάθε λέξη ενός κειμένου ανεξάρτητα από τις υπόλοιπες). Π.χ., το παρακάτω ποιηματάκι
(Από τη σελίδα:
http://sshuchin.mtwww.mt.au.edu.tw/front/bin/ptdetail.phtml?Part=014
ελάχιστα παραλαγμένο ώστε να μη βγάζει καθόλου κόκκινο ο ορθογραφικός διορθωτής
του chrome):
Eye halve a spelling checker | I have a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea | It came with my PC
It plane lee marques four my revue |It plainly marks for my review
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. |Mistakes I cannot see
|
Aye strike a key and type a word |I strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say |And wait for it to say
Weather eye am wrong oar write |Whether I am wrong or right
It shows me strait a weigh. |It shows me straight away
|
As soon as a mist ache is maid | As soon as a mistake is made
It nose bee fore two long |It knows before too long
And aye can put the error rite | And I can put the error right
Its rare lea ever wrong. | It’s rarely ever wrong
|
Eye have run this poem threw it | I have run this poem through it
Aye am shore your pleased two no | I am sure you’re pleased to know
Its letter perfect awl the weigh | It’s letter-perfect all the way
My checker tolled me sew. |My checker told me so
|
A checker is a bless sing. | A checker is a blessing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme. | It frees you loads of time
It helps me right awl stiles two reed, | It helps me write all styles to read
And aides me when aye rime. | And aids me when I rhyme
|
Each frays come posed up on my screen | Each phrase composed upon my screen
Eye trussed too be a joule. |I trust to be a jewel
The checker pores oar every word |The checker pours o’re every word
To checker sum spelling rule. | To check some spelling rule
|
With out hour use of checkers |Without our use of checkers
Hour spelling mite decline, |Our spelling might decline
And if weir lacks oar have a laps, | And if we’re lax or have a lapse
We wood bee maid to wine. | We would be made to whine
|
Butt now bee cause my spelling | But now, because my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare, |Is checked with such great flair
Their are know fault's with in my cite, |There are no faults within my sight
Of nun aye am a wear. |Of none I am aware
|
Now spelling does knot phase me, |Now, spelling does not faze me
It does knot bring a tier. | It does not bring a tear
My pay purrs awl are please sing |My papers all are pleasing
With words read hers do find deer. |With words readers do find dear
|
To rite with care is quite a feet |To write with care is quite a feat
Of witch won should bee proud, |Of which one should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee kin, |And we must do the best we can
Sew flaw's are knot aloud. |So flaws are not allowed
|
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays |So, you can see why I do praise
Such soft wear four pea seas, |Such software for PCs
And why eye brake in two averse: | And why I break into a verse:
Buy righting, aye won’t too pleas. | By writing, I want to please.
Αναρωτιέμαι αν κάποιος έχει φτιάξει (ή έχει όρεξη να επιχειρήσει)
κάτι αντίστοιχο για τα Ελληνικά, σε πεζό ή ποιηματάκι.
Στα αγγλικά υπάρχουν πολύ ωραία χιουμοριστικά παραδείγματα για τα προβλήματα
των "παραδοσιακών" ορθογραφικών διορθωτών (αυτών δηλαδή που εξετάζουν
κάθε λέξη ενός κειμένου ανεξάρτητα από τις υπόλοιπες). Π.χ., το παρακάτω ποιηματάκι
(Από τη σελίδα:
http://sshuchin.mtwww.mt.au.edu.tw/front/bin/ptdetail.phtml?Part=014
ελάχιστα παραλαγμένο ώστε να μη βγάζει καθόλου κόκκινο ο ορθογραφικός διορθωτής
του chrome):
It came with my pea sea | It came with my PC
It plane lee marques four my revue |It plainly marks for my review
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. |Mistakes I cannot see
|
Aye strike a key and type a word |I strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say |And wait for it to say
Weather eye am wrong oar write |Whether I am wrong or right
It shows me strait a weigh. |It shows me straight away
|
As soon as a mist ache is maid | As soon as a mistake is made
It nose bee fore two long |It knows before too long
And aye can put the error rite | And I can put the error right
Its rare lea ever wrong. | It’s rarely ever wrong
|
Eye have run this poem threw it | I have run this poem through it
Aye am shore your pleased two no | I am sure you’re pleased to know
Its letter perfect awl the weigh | It’s letter-perfect all the way
My checker tolled me sew. |My checker told me so
|
A checker is a bless sing. | A checker is a blessing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme. | It frees you loads of time
It helps me right awl stiles two reed, | It helps me write all styles to read
And aides me when aye rime. | And aids me when I rhyme
|
Each frays come posed up on my screen | Each phrase composed upon my screen
Eye trussed too be a joule. |I trust to be a jewel
The checker pores oar every word |The checker pours o’re every word
To checker sum spelling rule. | To check some spelling rule
|
With out hour use of checkers |Without our use of checkers
Hour spelling mite decline, |Our spelling might decline
And if weir lacks oar have a laps, | And if we’re lax or have a lapse
We wood bee maid to wine. | We would be made to whine
|
Butt now bee cause my spelling | But now, because my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare, |Is checked with such great flair
Their are know fault's with in my cite, |There are no faults within my sight
Of nun aye am a wear. |Of none I am aware
|
Now spelling does knot phase me, |Now, spelling does not faze me
It does knot bring a tier. | It does not bring a tear
My pay purrs awl are please sing |My papers all are pleasing
With words read hers do find deer. |With words readers do find dear
|
To rite with care is quite a feet |To write with care is quite a feat
Of witch won should bee proud, |Of which one should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee kin, |And we must do the best we can
Sew flaw's are knot aloud. |So flaws are not allowed
|
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays |So, you can see why I do praise
Such soft wear four pea seas, |Such software for PCs
And why eye brake in two averse: | And why I break into a verse:
Buy righting, aye won’t too pleas. | By writing, I want to please.
Αναρωτιέμαι αν κάποιος έχει φτιάξει (ή έχει όρεξη να επιχειρήσει)
κάτι αντίστοιχο για τα Ελληνικά, σε πεζό ή ποιηματάκι.
