Η Μισέλ Μπάκμαν και άλλα τέτοια αμερικάνικα φρούτα

[daeman]

Πάντως οι δικοί μας ψεκασμένοι δεν είναι τόσο ψεκασμένοι. Στις ΗΠΑ, ίσως ειδικότερα στη Μινεσότα, πρέπει να ρίχνουν γερές δόσεις:

Michele Bachmann Wants to Ban Halloween Stating, “Sucking on Satan’s Candy Sacks Leads to Liberalism”

Αχμμ, γκουχ γκουχ :

Είχε βρεθεί ο Αντίχριστος από το 2010, και ήταν ο Φέρμπι, αλλά δεν ακούσαμε τον παπα-Σάββα όταν μας προειδοποιούσε και γι' αυτό καταντήσαμε στα Μνημόνια. Γεμάτο δαίμονες το αρκουδάκι, του μιλάς και απαντάει, βγάζει κρότους και σε παρασέρνει στην πορνεία, την ΕΚΤ, το ΔΝΤ...
Δείτε πώς, από το πέμπτο λεπτό και μετά. ΔΙΕΔΟΣΤΕ!
...[/video]

---

Και μια συγκλονιστική αποκάλυψη διακεκριμένου μ-ουφολόγου :

Spoiler

:devil: «Θα μας πάρει ο Διάολας και θα μας σηκώσει!

Μετά την αποκάλυψη του μπαρμπα-σάββα (όχι τα σουβλάκια "σάββας", τον άλλον με τα μούσια) περί του σατανικού παιχνιδιού Furby που, άκουσον-άκουσον, του μιλάς και σου μιλάει με την βοήθεια μικροτσίπς από τη κόλαση (δεν είναι αστείο, δείτε παρακάτω το σχετικό βίντεο από το 4:45 και μετά), ένα νέο προϊόν έχει κατακλύσει την αιλυνική αγορά και απειλεί να κλέψει από όλους τους ανόητους αίλυνες τη ψυχή τους και να την καταδικάσει στην αιώνια πυρά της κολάσεως για πάντα! Τα GPS όπως τα λένε αυτά τα δαιμονικά πράγματα, άπαξ και τα χρησιμοποιήσεις, πουλάς τη ψυχή σου κοψοχρονιά στον διάολο, στον βελζεβούλ, στον άσταροθ και δεν ξέρω και 'γω σε ποιόν άλλο πούστη του κάτω κόσμου. Αν έχεις χρησιμοποιήσει δε και το κουκλάκι Furby, η τιμωρία που θα σου επιβάλλει ο φιλεύσπλαχνος χριστούλης δεν θα έχει προηγούμενο! Θα σου γαμήσει τα ράμματα, και εσένα, αλλά και όλων των ως και τρίτου βαθμού συγγενών σου!»

 

[daeman]

...
Funny or Die Made a Trump Biopic, Starring Johnny Depp, ΝΥΤ, Feb. 10, 2016

LOS ANGELES — Johnny Depp has played a loopy pirate, a mad hatter and a demon barber. But will he be a convincing Donald J. Trump?

The humor website Funny or Die on Wednesday began streaming a 50-minute comedy that finds Mr. Depp portraying the businessman turned politician, full-blown comb-over and all. Kept a secret for months — no small task in Hollywood — “Funny or Die Presents Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal: The Movie” was released to coincide with Mr. Trump’s victory on Tuesday in the New Hampshire Republican presidential primary.

“It was a crazy, completely nuts idea that somehow we pulled off,” said Adam McKay, a co-founder of Funny or Die, which also counts Will Ferrell and Judd Apatow as principal partners and produces exclusive material that often features well-known stars. Mr. McKay, the director of “The Big Short,” which is a contender for best picture at the coming Academy Awards, added that the site’s newest skewering of Mr. Trump will “with any luck” annoy the presidential hopeful.
[...]


Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump's The Art Of The Deal: The Movie
With Johnny Depp, Ron Howard, Alfred Molina, Robert Morse, Patton Oswalt, Jack McBrayer, Michaela Watkins, Henry Winkler, Stephen Merchant, Christopher Lloyd, Kristen Schaal, Andy Richter, Paul Scheer, Rob Huebel, Tymberlee Hill, Alf, Jordan Coleman, Joe Nuñez, Jeremy Konner, Kenny Loggins, Funny Or Die.

Donald Trump has it all. Money, power, respect, and an Eastern European bride. But all his success didn’t come for nothing. First, he inherited millions of dollars from his rich father, then he grabbed New York City by the balls. Now you can learn the art of negotiation, real estate, and high-quality brass in this illuminating made-for-TV special feature.
Published February 10, 2016, 2m views

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ad...-deal-movie?_cc=__d___&_ccid=6d82f8d98a693645

Trailer:

#FODTrumpMovie: The Fat Boys Perform "Lawsuit Rap"

 

[drsiebenmal]

Ted Cruz goes full-stupid: Obama wants to sandblast crosses off veteran's tombstones

 

[SBE]

Nah, he's too busy killing elderly judges.

 

[drsiebenmal]

Copy-Editing Trump
BY ANDREW BOYNTON
The New Yorker

Pope Francis remarked earlier today that if Donald Trump is interested in building only walls, and not bridges, then he is “not Christian.” In response, Trump issued a statement defending himself. At the request of my colleagues, and in the interest of clarity, I have made a few suggestions for revision.

http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/copy-editing-trump

 

[dharvatis]

Ωραίος!

 

[daeman]

...
Trumpery

noun (plural trumperies)

[MASS NOUN]
1. Attractive articles of little value or use:
'None of your woollen drapery, nor linen drapery, nor any of your frippery or trumpery. I hate ostentation.'

1.1. Practices or beliefs that are superficially or visually appealing but have little real value or worth:
'he exposed their ideals as trumpery'
'theatrical trumpery'

adjective

1. Showy but worthless: 'trumpery jewellery'

1.1. Delusive or shallow: 'that trumpery hope which lets us dupe ourselves'


Origin: Late Middle English (denoting trickery): from Old French tromperie, from tromper 'deceive'.

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/trumpery


Mass noun, mass hallucination, mass manipulation.

 

[daeman]

...
Από τον προηγούμενο μήνα, αλλά αξίζει:

STEPHEN HAWKING ANGERS TRUMP SUPPORTERS WITH BAFFLING ARRAY OF LONG WORDS

The theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking angered supporters of Donald J. Trump on Monday by responding to a question about the billionaire with a baffling array of long words.

Speaking to a television interviewer in London, Hawking called Trump “a demagogue who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator,” a statement that many Trump supporters believed was intentionally designed to confuse them.

Moments after Hawking made the remark, Google reported a sharp increase in searches for the terms “demagogue,” “denominator,” and “Stephen Hawking.”

“For a so-called genius, this was an epic fail,” Trump’s campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, said. “If Professor Hawking wants to do some damage, maybe he should try talking in English next time.”

Later in the day, Hawking attempted to clarify his remark about the presumptive Republican Presidential nominee, telling a reporter, “Trump bad man. Real bad man.”


Tell it like it is - Nina Simone

Now if you want something to play with, go out and find yourself a toy
Cause, little boy, my time is too expensive and I'm not a little boy

 

[Duke_of_Waltham]

Όντως αξίζει. Επίσης, μόλις πριν από λίγα λεπτά διάβαζα αυτό: US woman guilty of Stephen Hawking Tenerife death threats (BBC).