Page 45 of 63 FirstFirst ... 35 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 55 ... LastLast
Results 441 to 450 of 621

Thread: The purrrfect thread. Because nobody's purrrfect, unless they're a cat.

  1. #441
    Senior Member bernardina's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    outskirts
    Posts
    5,951
    Gender
    Female
    I'm a weaw white tigew. Heaw me woaw!





    Ps. Did you notice the names?
    Ζωή σου είναι ό,τι έδωσες
    τούτο το κενό είναι ό,τι έδωσες
    το άσπρο χαρτί.

    Γ.Σ.

  2. #442
    Senior Member SBE's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Londinium
    Posts
    11,067
    Gender
    Female
    Quote Originally Posted by bernardina View Post
    Ps. Did you notice the names?
    Ο μικρός Ομπάμα αναρωτιέμαι γιατί...

  3. #443
    Senior Member daeman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    anywhere I lay my head
    Posts
    22,953
    Gender
    Male
    ...
    Fishies - The Cat Empire



    Wow didi didi, I just had to look
    I said wow didi didi, how those hips they shook
    Eye patch, tongue ring, little black book
    Welcome, fishies, to my hook
    Θεωρητικά, θεωρία και πράξη είναι το ίδιο πράγμα. Στην πράξη, όμως, διαφέρουν.
    When this you see, remember me and bear me in your mind, let all the world say what they may, speak of me as you find.

  4. #444
    Senior Member bernardina's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    outskirts
    Posts
    5,951
    Gender
    Female
    Metal Cats: Hardcore Metal Musicians Pose With Their Cats



    Now, who's the meowr meowtaller of the two, eh?
    Ζωή σου είναι ό,τι έδωσες
    τούτο το κενό είναι ό,τι έδωσες
    το άσπρο χαρτί.

    Γ.Σ.

  5. #445
    Senior Member daeman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    anywhere I lay my head
    Posts
    22,953
    Gender
    Male
    Θεωρητικά, θεωρία και πράξη είναι το ίδιο πράγμα. Στην πράξη, όμως, διαφέρουν.
    When this you see, remember me and bear me in your mind, let all the world say what they may, speak of me as you find.

  6. #446
    Senior Member Marinos's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Ρέθυμνο
    Posts
    2,213
    Gender
    Male
    Μόλις ξύπνησα από τον οκτάωρο ύπνο μου και λίγο πριν ξανακοιμηθώ συνειδητοποίησα κάτι τρομερό. Για πρώτη φορά στα 7 χρόνια που ζω, ένιωσα το συναίσθημα της βαρεμάρας. [...] Αυτά, μόνο που σκέφτηκα τι πρέπει να κάνω κουράστηκα, πάω να κοιμηθώ για δέκα ώρες να πάρω δυνάμεις.
    (Έχω βαρεθεί πολύ, θα αρχίσω το πλέξιμο)
    Με βρίσκετε και εδώ.

  7. #447
    Senior Member daeman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    anywhere I lay my head
    Posts
    22,953
    Gender
    Male
    The diary of sad cats everywhere



    inspired by The Best Of "First-World Cat Problems"

    Dear diary, the authorities have removed the pair of black pants from the couch. There is no longer any place for me to sleep. I have vomited three times in protest but there is no sign that anything will change. My only other hope for rest is on the computer keyboard which is nearby. But sadly no one is currently using it. I will wait.

    Dear diary, my food dish is now only half full. It is obvious that I will soon starve to death. I have repeatedly tried to draw attention to my predicament with the authorities but they are clearly either stupid, deaf, or just cruel. This may be my last entry.

    Dear diary, It has come to my attention that the authorities have two hands but seem to have made it the sadistic policy only to pet me with one of them at a time. Half of love is just, lo- which is how I feel. My spirit is breaking.

    Dear diary, I have decided to plead with the authorities to rub my belly. I think it will do me good in my current condition. I would like to receive two rubs exactly. A third one, and I will bite the shit out of them as per protocol. Wish me luck.

    Dear diary, the water dish continues to vex me. the authorities seem to taunt me with this cruel liquid that has neither smell nor distinguishing visual markings. A sad anniversary, this is the 900th day that my nose has been unintentionally wetted.

    Dear diary, yesterday I put in a simple request regarding the door to the garden but seemingly out of sheer spite the authorities refused to hold the door open long enough for me to decide whether to go outside or inside... or outside... or inside.

    Dear diary, the authorities have punished me for taking a crap on the living room floor. This despite my efforts to distribute the litter evenly throughout the house. I am convinced that they are mad men, devoid of reason.

    Dear diary, the squirrel was back again today. It mocks me. I will try and release my mind from this torment and groom myself. For four hours.

    Dear diary, I have been stalking an insect on the wall for the past three days now. All of my attempts to capture it have been thwarted. However today, on further inspection, I found out that the insect was in fact a thumb tack. There is no logic in this place.

    Dear diary, it is three in the morning. The authorities have closed the door to the bedroom. I can only assume that they have forgotten about me and have left me here to die. As a last resort I will stand post for the rest of the night and sing the song of my people in hopes that they rescue me.

    Dear diary, when the authorities poop, I have tried to poop in the bathtub litter box with them, in a show of solidarity. I have yet to experience any gratitude.

    Dear diary, my attempts to destroy the terrible plant have all been for naught. somehow, almost as if by some evil magic, a new one has appeared in its place. I will have to start over now. Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.

    ashow.zefrank.com/episodes/123
    Θεωρητικά, θεωρία και πράξη είναι το ίδιο πράγμα. Στην πράξη, όμως, διαφέρουν.
    When this you see, remember me and bear me in your mind, let all the world say what they may, speak of me as you find.

  8. #448
    Senior Member daeman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    anywhere I lay my head
    Posts
    22,953
    Gender
    Male
    ...
    Epic Tiger Release in Far East Russia



    Ilona, Borya and Kuzya, three orphaned Siberian (aka Amur) tigers rescued after their mothers were killed by poachers, are released back to the wild in Russia. Only 360 of these rare creatures exist in the wild. IFAW, the International Fund for Animal Welfare worked with partners in far east Russia to rescue and rehabilitate these amazing animals. For more info, visit http://ifaw.org
    Θεωρητικά, θεωρία και πράξη είναι το ίδιο πράγμα. Στην πράξη, όμως, διαφέρουν.
    When this you see, remember me and bear me in your mind, let all the world say what they may, speak of me as you find.

  9. #449
    Administrator Zazula's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    127.0.0.1
    Posts
    17,458
    Gender
    Male

    .
    .

    NSFWish:

    .
    .

    Raining cats and dogs:

  10. #450
    Administrator nickel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    38.113583, 23.862870
    Posts
    47,545
    Gender
    Male
    Τελικά πρέπει να είμαστε ευγνώμονες σ' αυτό το είδος για τις ατέλειωτες ώρες γέλιου που μας έχει προσφέρει, ιδίως τώρα που τα γιουτιουμπάκια τους έχουν γίνει ανάρπαστα. Μου κίνησε το ενδιαφέρον το κομμάτι στα 11:40 του πρώτου βίντεο (υπάρχει μόνο του εδώ). Τι ακριβώς γυρεύουν εκεί τα πουλιά; Τι επιδιώκουν; Η εξήγηση υπάρχει σε άλλο βίντεο και λέει:

    Spoiler: 
    Τα πουλιά προσπαθούν να απασχολήσουν τα γατιά για να μην προσέξουν τις φωλιές με τα πουλάκια που πρέπει να βρίσκονται κάπου εκεί κοντά.
    Μένω ΕυρώπηΣύγκρουση ιδεών, όχι βία και μισαλλοδοξία: δεν οδηγούν πουθενά. (Λ. Κύρκος)Αριστεία, ρε!
    ΕΝΑ ΝΗΜΑ ΤΗΝ ΗΜΕΡΑ ΤΗΝ ΑΝΙΑ ΚΑΝΕΙ ΠΕΡΑ. Staying hungry, staying foolish. Το διαδίκτυο βλάπτει όταν δεν σκέφτεσαι.

Page 45 of 63 FirstFirst ... 35 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 55 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •